1) Cell phone calls echo in that hallway, so choose your words wisely. Also, try not to wear loud heels.

2) Don’t arrive too early for jury duty…cause the doors will be locked!

3) The only person smiling in the morning is the security guard at the metal detector.

4) Lawyers all shop at the same suit store, and you can always spot a lawyer.

5) Lester Holt is the only person I trust on that video.

6) Some people are just not meant to sit still, especially old men.

7) Even the best book makes you sleepy after about an hour…

8 ) People watch the strangest midday TV shows.

9) The quiet room is actually not that quiet.

10) Do not fall asleep, especially if you snore, cause no one’s gonna wake you up, but they will snicker at you.

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