Daily Rant: George Constanza would never approve.


contemplations and life observations / Tuesday, May 18th, 2010


Here’s my problem with this…

Of course he’s going to lose 30 pounds!!! First off, he’s a male, so they tend to lose the weight faster than women (proven fact, somewhere in the world).

Second, it’s Jenny Craig, so, hello, you eat all their pre-portioned meals. That’s the equivalent of me eating Lean Cuisines at every. freaking. meal. (Don’t get me wrong, I love me some lazy-man Lean Cuisines, but come on… I think my taste buds would revolt from lack of substance…)

Third, he doesn’t have a “day” job where he has to sit at a computer 8 hours a day, and has probably hired a trainer to work him 6 days a week for an hour and a half session. Plus, is he married? Does he have kids that he has to come home to, a house to clean, or dinner to put on the table?!

So, of course he lost 30 pounds!!!!!!

If I had A) the money to have pre-packaged food delivered to me for eternity and B) had money and time for a trainer…I’d lose 30 pounds too! Life is too short for pre-packaged food. I’d love to lose 30 pounds just like the rest of America. And sure, if I had the patience and will-power, I’d probably be svelt-Stefi instead of Buddha-belly Stefi. I am just a product of advertising, and I hate it when it’s totally bogus. Ugh.

(and p.s.–no offense, but do we really need to see Jason Alexander in a high school wrestling team get-up with high ankled socks?! Please don’t cloud our Seinfeld memories of you…)

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