is playing with Mac.
is hey Blago…therapist call it “deflection” & “denial”
is shaking her head at Neil Diamond…man, someone killed the music.
is “The only reason you’re conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn’t want to carry you.”
visited a police station today…and it was awesome!
My friend’s about to have a baby, and I’m the one yawning.
Me and Mr. Avid are in an exclusive relationship today. Yay!
Ollie ate Thumper.
why am I wearing gloves on the last week of April?!!!!
do u think pres. Obama was sittin’ in the oval office screaming at the TV during the game like the rest of us?!
leave me alone, I’m Lost.
Scan! Scan! Scan!
My hair just told me it was summer. Off to Target for some Frizz-ease.
Tennis…baseball…tennis…baseball…enter split screen….
Weekends are too short. They should be four days off.
I was awoken by my mom screaming at the TV. And she is still doing it. Gotta love Breakfast at Wimbledon.
My sister told me to change my status. So there you go.
Back to the grind…is it too early to retire?
must…stop…stalking people…on…facebook…
I’ll give you a topic: What would be more amazing for Chicago sports: Buerhle’s perfect game and the call from the President, or the Cubs winning the World Series? Discuss.
Drawing on my wrist…the commitment-phobe’s attempt at a tattoo…
I survived a ride in a WWII bomber B-17 plane! Now excuse me while I go throw up….pictures to come! (of the plane, not my throw up…)
I’m surrounded by Barney and Clifford promos….and the sad thing is that the music is catchy. If you hear me humming it, don’t judge.
Say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my sister @ Jenny Weaver Barbieri. Nothing says happiness like birthday wishes on facebook from strangers….
glee…put a ring on it…cause I heart you forever…
Totally materialistic things that I am thankful for: DVRs, noise-canceling headphones, glee, corner bakery chocolate bundt cakes, Pilot G2 Blue pens, fake Ugg boots
just spent the last five minutes trying to come up with a new status update, and this is all I got…
