I know I have been MIA for a bit, but I have watched some great stuff and commented on a whole lot…offline (hey, my computer has been fritzy lately, so uploading has been a savior). But I thought I’d drop a funny story that could only happen to me on a Saturday night…
So I’ve spent most of the day watching the Crosstown Classic and the My Boys DVD I bought my sister for a present but am watching first because I love the series…and I have one episode to go, but before I could finish, Ollie had to go for a walk, so off we went (more on this AMAZING harness that I got for him…let’s just say I am walking him now, and not the other way around!)…
So we’re on this walk around my block, and now that the temp is nice, there are people about. Yes, there are still sketchy-mcsketchersons (I do live on the outskirts of sketchville), but there are always those few that could be a catch…so I’m always on the lookout (meaning I at the very least have my hair combed). Anyway, I spot this cutie with a black lab and I’m checking him out as he crosses the street, and he sees me and smiles, and I’m all, “Hi”. And he’s all, “Hey”…and our dogs do their sniffing hellos, and we part ways. And I’m smiling cause there is always something about saying hello to cute boys that makes me smile, and Ollie does his business, and I turn around to head back home. By this point, Mr. Black Lab is halfway down the sidewalk in front of me, and I’m all catching the vibe of meeting new people, esp. cute ones with dogs…So Mr. Black Lab meets up with these other guys at the end of the sidewalk, and I’m like, hm, they must be like roommates or something (you know those stories we make up about people we’ve never met). And his friends are cute too. And rather good dressers…with great shoes…
Yes, you probably guessed the ending. As we’re within inches of each other, Mr. Black Lab grabs Mr. Tight Jeans’ ass and they kiss. And I have no problem with this, except, well, for the fact that I thought he was straight…I should’ve known from Mr. Black Lab’s jeans…they fit a little too well…
Which brings the grand total for this week:
Stefi’s Gay-dar: 0 Either Gay or Married: 5
