1. The airport is not as fun as it used to be…sometimes I wish I lived in the era of “Catch Me If You Can” Pan AM pilots.
2. No matter how many times you try to beat the weather, there will always be a delay.

3. The guy wearing the “Oceanic” sweatshirt from LOST will most definitly be on my flight…and it is not a funny sweatshirt on an airplane.

4. The little kid who looks under the airplane seat to find that “do not pull this red tab at this moment” red tab is cute and funny.

5. That same kid that was cute and funny is no longer those as he screams bloody murder at 35,000 feet for no reason at all.

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